she just done got me mad

01Jul09

My former friend, Eunice Lee posted this image in a Facebook photo album of hers with the following caption:

“SO much better than A&T’s.”

And here are the comments that followed:

Trish Ahn at 10:42pm June 30

yummm!! where’s this from?

Ben Wang at 12:23am July 1

is this chicken fiesta?

Sangho You at 12:55am July 1

did you just blaspheme the name of a&t’s? i don’t know you anymore.

Joash Chung at 12:59am July 1

get out of here, and don’t ever come back to jmu

Sangho You at 12:59am July 1

put ‘er there joash. hmph!

Joash Chung at 1:45am July 1

the skin looks carcinogenic, the yuca looks overcooked, the green sauce is too dark, the yellow sauce looks gross and moldy, the plate is black and disgusting, the tray looks greasy and filthy, the table looks like rotten milk, and the owner of the store probably has no idea what your name is, or what your regular order is. oh look, you don’t even get rice. even if you did, i bet the rice would taste like ground up popcorn kernels.

Joash Chung at 1:47am July 1

look how dried up that wing is. i’m sorry, did they overcook the chicken too?

Joash Chung at 1:48am July 1

never mind the fact that they served you not only dry chicken, but on top of that, its white meat. did it taste like powdered milk when you bit into it? did it turn into baby formula when you sipped the water to quench your parched mouth? or did it taste like baking soda? gold bond?

Joash Chung at 1:51am July 1

look how evenly cut each piece of yuca is. just goes to show that the people there are spending too much time cutting their sub-par wannabe yuca into identical pieces that lack any creativity, instead of talking with their customers and asking about school, or their personal lives, or working on preparing the best batch of charcoal roasted peruvian chicken ever

Joash Chung at 1:52am July 1

i wouldn’t want to put that wing into my mouth, unless i wanted to perform surgery on my mouth and slice open my gums with that scalpel of a chicken wing

Joash Chung at 1:55am July 1

that skin is so cancerous, it’s like emptying an entire pack of cigarattes into tea pot, waiting an hour for it to steep, then drinking it, only to start coughing, and then using an asthma inhaler filled with a concoction of cheap hairspray and roach killer

Ben Wang at 1:58am July 1

but you never tried Chicken Fiesta before…

Joash Chung at 2:01am July 1

i actually think i’ve seen that green sauce before.

yeah, i remember now. it came out of my butthole after i had severe indigestion and diarrhea.

Joash Chung at 2:02am July 1

yes ben, this is what you would eat at a chicken fiesta in hell or purgatory

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