Kirkland Autograph
Okay, it’s 3:30am, and I’m still not tired since I drank a cup of Cherry Coke Zero around midnight. So while I’m waiting for fatigue to kick in, I’m chatting with Mike Yi about the same old stuff that we always talk about. You know, music, gear, the culture of worship, God’s calling for our lives, praying crazy prayers, our dreams and visions for the Church, and of course food, and namely, grilling.
During our thrilling conversation, I briefly mentioned that I’m a fan of Kirkland Signature ground beef patties, and it got me thinking…
What is stamped with Kirkland’s Signature, that isn’t legit? Seriously, their vanilla ice cream is the best hand scooped ice cream I’ve ever had, their cotton undershirts are thick and super soft, and their milk jugs are rectangular and easily stackable for heavens sake. Their bottled water is cheap as dirt (but not dirty), their vitamins and supplements are affordable, and even their shampoo makes my mom’s hair look soft and silky.
I honestly can’t think of one Kirkland Signature product that I’ve tried that I’ve been disappointed with. There is absolutely none. If Kirkland Signature made bass guitars, I would probably own at least one. If they sold wedding rings, I’d take my wife’s ring size to Costco.

True story:
Years ago, I was diagnosed by my general health practitioner to have high cholesterol. I started taking Kirkland fish oil caplets everyday with dinner, and after a few months, my cholesterol levels were not only acceptable, but it was right in the middle of the ideal range. Trust me, it wasn’t the Omega-3’s, it was the name on the label.
So basically, in my life, I will be loyal to 5 things:
1. My Lord Jesus
2. My Family
3. My friends
4. A&T’s
5. Kirkland Signature
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you forgot to add WIFEEEEE.
I think wife fits somewhere into the category of “my family”, joanne.
another hilarious/ridiculous entry. bravo, joash. you are helping my morale stay high.
their shampoo is TERRIBLE…MAKES MY HAIR SOOO DRY