brb

11Nov09

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I’m so macho

09Nov09

I’m so macho…
I exfoliate my face with a cheese grater;
I brush my teeth with a grill brush;
I clip my nails with a can opener;
I wipe my butt with sandpaper;
I moisturize my hands with lard;
I use blood to paint my nails;
I make origami out of sheet metal;
I use deer piss for cologne;
I gargle battery acid for [...]

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same old same old

09Nov09

It’s been a really long time since I’ve really written in here. Sometimes I feel like I have no inspiration to write anything worth sharing. I’ve had lots of heavier and deeper thoughts lately, but quite frankly most people don’t care to read them. Heck, whenever I mention “Jesus” in a blog, my daily page [...]

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